Shit Non-Musicians Say

Sometimes, you just can't handle the stupid shit people who don't understand classical music say.

Here is your safe place to vent.

Instrumentalists v. Vocalists

  • Vocalist: “I’m a musician.”
  • Instrumental musician: “What do to play?”
  • Vocalist: “Actually, I’m a vocalist.”
  • Instrumental musician: “Singers aren’t musicians.”
  • Vocalist: “…”
  • submitted by overtheraincloud

music school

mahleriana:

ensembles:

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lessons:

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studio class:

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theory:

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history:

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conducting:

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gen ed classes:

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gen ed classes without any of your music major friends:

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this is perfection

(via katiekathyjudy)

I always figured conductors chose to conduct because they secretly wanted to be wizards.

I always figured conductors chose to conduct because they secretly wanted to be wizards.

Juries

  • Them: What's a jury?
  • Musician: It's basically my "final exam" for lessons.
  • Them: Oh... Well that should be easy! You've been taking lessons all semester, right? It can't be THAT bad.
  • Musician: ...